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GRIMLY WHETFOX
Grimly Whetfox is one of those people that is just going to piss you off, whatever they are doing. He has an irritating laugh, poor social skills, and chronic body odour.
In the post office he often engages the cashier in ongoing, pointless discussions, despite the fact that the queue behind him stretches out of the door, and everyone in it is already late getting back to the office from their lunch break. He also does this in banks and building societies, even when he does not have an account with them.
He spends his free time littering skateboard parks with tiny, sharp stones, writing long, meandering letters of complaint to small, home-run businesses, and spray-painting the words "Lies and Bullshit Please" under the phrase "What do you want to watch?" on billboards advertising Sky Television. He also uses commas far too often.
Grimly currently lives alone in a cave with his two cats, Babylon and Ting.
Weaponizer is proud to present Grimly's debut novel, Operation Sunrise, in serial form.
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