VERTIGO JONES


VERTIGO JONES

Vertigo Jones was assembled from a Hornby 'Build-a-Kid' set by his parents in a large workshop in Northern England in 1973.

The common lack of any model building experience between the aforementioned parents is oft blamed for Vert's myriad of oddities, but public outcry was so great that the set was withdrawn from general sale, despite being 3 centuries ahead of anything any other manufacturer created at the time.

This is in fact conjecture, as Vert's first memories are waking up extremely drunk, frostwelded to the tarmac of a pavement in Farnham, Surrey, in 1993.

Now located in Sheffield, England and working in IT Support, Vert is oft the envy of whimsically employed artists with dreams of 9 to 5 drudgery the world over.

He holds a degree in Animation, an platonic interest in goats, Industrial architecture and images of Angels.

His favourite colour is shiny.

He is currently co-owned by Three Cats, who have promised they will not have him buried with them upon the time of their own deaths.

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